What really lead to the deaths of Chad Waddell and Todd Delzinko?

Part 3

Dear Jimmy House,

Here are the results of the investigation you requested. Chad Waddell and Todd Deslinko are dead. They were chopped up at Waddell's Meat Packing plant and served in your breakfast sausage.

We both know I am a much better man than you. There's no use pretending otherwise. When you and I stand next to each other, people naturally realize that I am the better man. When you see ads featuring us selling used furniture, people naturally tend towards buying my furniture. When they pick astronauts, the scientists always compliment me and laugh at you. We are polar opposites, and I am the North Pole which, as we all know, is the good pole. The pole people respect. The pole people depend on.

You think America was founded by people like you? If it was, this country would be the most desolated, God forsaken place on the face of the Earth. There wouldn't be human beings; the nation would be populated by mutant half-dog, half-lizard men who would all worship a small brown shoe. Other half-cow, half-tree men would try to steal the shoe and there would be wars and chaos eternally, all for the want of a small brown shoe. That's the world the House way, you scum.

So you know and I know who the best man is. Hurt. Me. Not House. Hurt. See you in Hell.

Bernard Hurt, PI

And so DDI had been assured of the tragic deaths of Chad Waddell and maybe Todd Delzinko by an accredited private investigation firm. However, Jimmy House was not appeased. He needed more details. How had Waddell arrived at a meat packing plant bearing his name? How come Todd Delzinko also went there? How did both men end up as meat products and, more importantly, who was the vegetable in the hospital bed draining precious DDI funds?

At first, DDI employees were resolved to never knowing the answers to these compelling questions, but Fritz, in his infinite childish wisdom, discovered a series of photographs that very likely revealed what had happened.

for DDI's reconstruction of Todd Delzinko and Chad Wadddell's last night on Earth Part I click here!