it says "Delzinko's Dead Inc." The 'o' is a happy dead face.

Here is the hub of the new Delzinko's Dead Inc. information station. As soon as we know what our business is, we will notify the public right here. For now, we'll just recycle the stuff on the pre-braindeath Todd Delzinko site and assume you never saw it. Here are the possible paths to follow at the moment:

A tribute to the beautiful souls we've lost entitled "In Memory of the Beautiful Souls We've Lost"

The eminence of Delzinko's Dead Inc. begins with the introduction of our spokesperson here!

A special poetry section full of wonder and joy, to finish off the remainder of our budget

A special section dedicated to the man, the myth, the Legend: Jimmy House

DDI Customer Correspondence that warrants a closer look

Even the fake potted plant is sad and blue.